All four of us were born with this natural gift of reading the dance floor perfectly. Some say its voodoo magic, we say 'sorry mate, did you mean voodoo chile by Jimi Hendrix?'
What do we mean by reading the dance floor? I'll give you some examples: -
Scenario: A flock of elderly relatives as flown onto the stage while there is still 26 seconds of 50 cents 'It is your birthday' still left to play out (potential disaster). What do you do?
Answer: Easy. Gentle fade. Otis Redding queued. Up goes that fader. Woooooo! Careful now, where's the fire?
Scenario: The dance floor now holds 4+ males all with ties wrapped around their heads, just above the eyebrow line. What do you do?
Answer: 5 words. Boys. Are. Back. In. Town
Scenario: One of the guests has had a little to much to drink and is requesting very loudly a song that is already playing through the speakers and subs. What do you do?
Answer: 43 words. Reply matching his/her vocal level: 'Sure thing buddy/budshe(?)'. When the re intro hits, match their eye line and give a firm wink or mime a jokey blokey gun shot. He/she will totally think its the start of the song.
Scenario: What is the correct way to behave when 'Come on Eileen' is on?
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